PAPER SANDWICH

When i was a little kid, I wanted to be a genius when I grew up. Luckily, I met Dylan Haigh and he filled in my genius blanks. This is our paper sandwich, hope you like it.

Plug your nose and your ears

I love swimming. I'm just so damn bad at swimming. I have to plug my nose, which, no matter how dope I look in my Leopard print bikini, big ass shades and shit--man, that looks totally lame. My point is that I have come to believe that my nose has a certain interior disfigurement. It's a sort of subtle, irregular defect. If my nose was for sale, it would be at TJMAXX. The water does not obey the correct tube paths. Shit is broke. So, maybe that's why I will never be a good Christian.
My fucking soul tubes are broke.